Age/Gender: 18, Male
Location: (near Liverpool) UK
Job: Supercar Entrapenour
All you need to know about me is love flash. My top favourite flash artist is David Firth, maybe cos' he's a Northerner and I appreciate his humor more, but I swear he is a genius. Michael Swain, Yoatem Perel, Chris O'Neill + Theweebl are all favs.
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You should be choreographing fight scenes fort he next Star Wars movie, one that you can poston Newgrounds. An extremely creative display.
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Thanks!
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I haven't.
This submission is inexpicable to me. How such a noise carnavial managed to entice me into this "flash" so far that I completely masterminded your little puzzle as to access the movie thereafter, well, it is above and beyond me.
My two cents on this flash? You have just uncovered my secret talent or puzzle-solving, so cheers for that one munchkins. Have a good day.
9/10 5/5.
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..."Whoah! Balls off walls!" That line ought to catch on forever, and for that you get an improved score also.
"WHOAH! BALLS OFF WALLS!"
"WHOAH! BALLS OFF WALLS!"
"WHOAH! BALLS OFF WALLS!"
Win.
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I just wish you let off some steam and went for doing two each, otherwise it would have been just dandy if you could have found some more artist to collab with. That siad, maybe I am just completely spoiled on NG with the length of some of the collabs on here, but a longer version of similar quality (and perhaps more variation/shock value) would pull my mark to you further towards a 10.
Well coordinated piece of art about the most souless constructions imaginable, in theory. I'll give you a suffice and complimentary 7/10 and 4/5. Applaudable job.
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I clicked on that shiny star, I thought I was clicking on an easter egg. what was that I just saw?
Please don't hurt me. 8/10 4/5.
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But this wasn't a fantastically long flash, nor was anything about it palatabally entertaining. I don't understand why 10's are thrown around like confetti these days, but I think you'll understand my rating of a 7/10 and a 4/5.
I was actually looking to give you a 6/10 originally or even a 5, however your concept of speech (or thought) bubbles being the outlet of emotion for these nearly faceless characters was much appreciated. To me that represents a faceless society in which it seems to take colour (ethnicity) to stand out in a crowd, and of course this blue man did stand like a lone violet when confornted by other colours in the street, although the noticing of him was in negative fashion.
Overall, nice work for your class mate, if a little lucky as a Newgrounds front-pager. ;)
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"I would have preferred it without the human figure"
It seems a strange criticism, but I felt if you replaced the human figure with further morphations of the eye and concentrated more on the loco side of things then more would have been achieved in this flash in terms of outright psychadelia.
I honestly thought this was very genric to be truthfully honest with you. It was immpressive enough, but not defining.
7/10 4/5. Some decent work here, but could be more unique.
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I think HH deserved his award too Oney. Chuck's New Tux was the most outrageous release on Newgrounds last year, or at least from the flashes I have seen.
With that said I have but one question. Can I upload a video with myself setting an apple on fire only to be interrupted by none other than Rick Astley? Let me know what you think Fulp, cheers.
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And my point is that I could have taken a pyschology course at college, but did not. Yet I honestly feel I don't need to know that much about pyschology to have a fair idea of how the human mind works, and human studies keep me up to date with the human pysche.
I think the storyline of this flash was engineered towards the average Newgrounds viewer, for the gay joke is quite obvious and I believe mass consortiums of people to tend to prefer things of a more literal nature.
I personally enjoyed this, for it is a good friday morning viewing (UK) and for me depicts the over-bloated confidence therapists (mental therapists) get from having learned the human mind out of a textbook. Of course, I have nothing against pyschologists, but I have enough experience with them to know that a lot of their investigation techniques are presumptions, presumptions which where someone else's presumptions - noted down in a textbook some time ago.
I actually think you get the scenario spot on, for even the receptionists tend to have a flutter of knowledge aout such things at the very least, and she of course was assured of his gayness herself.
You also completely get the reality of the professional world. That is to say once you leave education (in the western world), you will find that it is possible to be quite loose and unprofessional in your job. If you work dilligently in your early years then years of freedom and ease will be found in later life.
For a flash that is moderately amusing, of so-so animation, immpressively satirical and makes a point, I give you an 8/10 4/5.
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Thanks for your in depth and well thought out review. Your points were well made and I'm really happy you enjoyed the short overall.
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"I used to watch Super Mutant Ninja Tutles as a kid"
What does that mean to you? It means you must make entire episodes of this flash, because that is how logic works.
Get to work Harry, Hans and Tomar. 10/10 5/5.
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